A man was sent to jail, where he meets an older inmate who enthusiastically recounts the extravagant life he lived before being imprisoned.
A young man is brought into Prison Cell 102, where he encounters a long-time inmate who looked like he had lived well over a hundred years.
A rear view of prison officer leading prisoner out of his cell. | Photo: Shutterstock
Curious, the newcomer glanced at the old man in awe. Sensing the attention, the elder spoke up,
“Look at me—old and worn out. You’d never guess I once lived the high life.”
He continued,
“I spent winters on the Riviera, owned a yacht, four luxury cars, had stunning women by my side, and dined in France’s finest restaurants.”
Stunned, the young man asked, “So what happened?” The older man replied,
“Ah, well, one day Riley found out his credit cards were missing!”
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A WEALTHY HOST DECIDES TO THROW A GAME
A lively outdoor party was in full swing when the host climbed onto a platform and called for everyone’s attention to make an announcement.
He introduced a swimming contest to his intrigued guests and added an unusual twist to the rules.
He said:
“To the first person who can swim from one end of my pool to the other, I’ll award a million dollars. But there’s a catch! As you can see, there are also three giant alligators in the pool…”
A Crocodile in a swimming pool. | Photo: Shutterstock
Before the host could finish, a splash interrupted him. Everyone turned, horrified, toward the pool filled with dangerous alligators.
A man was heard screaming as he swam furiously to the other end, desperately trying to escape the deadly reptiles.
When he safely reached the other side, the crowd let out a collective sigh of relief, followed by loud applause for his courage.
A photo of a man swimming with his face above water. | Photo: Shutterstock
Smiling, the host congratulated the man and asked what he planned to do with the money.
The man replied:
“I don’t care about the money. I just want to know who the *expletive* was that pushed me in!”
A millionaire holding bitcoin and dollar money. | Photo: Shutterstock
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