A man left his wife a divorce letter—and her response was nothing short of legendary.
Instead of having a serious conversation, the husband chose to leave his wife with a letter before walking out. His note read:
Dear Wife,
I’m writing this letter to let you know I’m leaving you for good. During our 7 years of marriage, I’ve tried to be a good man, but I feel I have nothing to show for it. These past two weeks have been especially difficult. Today, your boss informed me that you quit your job—and that was the final straw.
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Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice my new haircut. I cooked your favorite meal and wore a new pair of silk boxers. You finished dinner in two minutes and went straight to sleep after your soap operas. You no longer say you love me or show affection. Whether you’re cheating or simply stopped loving me, it’s clear—this marriage is over.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your sister and I are moving to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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And then came the wife’s brilliant reply that turned the tables entirely:
Dear Ex-Husband,
Your letter truly made my day. Yes, we’ve been married for 7 years, but calling you a “good man” is a stretch. I watch TV so much because it helps drown out your endless complaining.
Of course, I noticed your haircut. I didn’t say anything because it made you look like a woman, and my mother always taught me to stay silent if I have nothing nice to say. As for the meal—clearly you confused me with my sister, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
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Regarding the silk boxers: I turned away because you forgot to remove the $49.99 price tag, and coincidentally, my sister borrowed $50 from me that same morning. Still, I believed we could make it work. That’s why when I won $10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought two tickets to Jamaica.
But you were gone when I got home. Everything happens for a reason. My lawyer informed me that your letter ensures you’ll get nothing. I wish you the life you deserve.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich and Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever mentioned it, but my sister Carla was born Carl. Hope that’s not a problem!
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If that story made you laugh, here’s another hilarious tale about a couple that will keep the good vibes going.
A new labor-sharing machine led to a painfully funny discovery. A pregnant woman rushed to the hospital with her husband, and the doctor offered to try a new device that transfers labor pain from the mother to the father.
The husband quickly agreed, not wanting to see his wife suffer. The doctor started with 10% of the pain transferred—but the husband felt nothing. Encouraged, he asked the doctor to increase it to 50%, and eventually insisted on taking the full 100%.
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The doctor warned that too much pain could be dangerous, but the husband insisted he felt fine. They completed the delivery pain-free—until they got home and discovered the mailman dead on the porch!
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Source: Bored Daddy